Living Will

My friend Cristin forwarded me this email today, and it made me laugh so I just had to post it:

"MY LIVING WILL

Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room, and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch."