ME: Chance, what would you say if someone asked you what your daddy does for a living?
CHANCE: I don't know.
ME: He's an accountant.
CHANCE: What's a countant?
ME: Someone that counts a lot of numbers.
CHANCE: Someone that counts numbers REALLY REALLY well? Like to 3000?
ME: Yah
CHANCE: REEEEEEEEEEEEALLY? Daddy can count to 3000, without skipping ANY numbers? How long would that take?
